As someone who lives, sleeps and breathes photography, I may be a little more obsessed, fanatical excited about taking pictures than the average person. But even if you’re not a photography nut enthusiast, I think these photo funnies will crack you up. Because really, who doesn’t pack more gear than clothing when it comes to taking a trip?!
You might be a photographer if
You start having nightmares of zoom lenses replacing your body parts.
You might be a photographer if:
You go to see friends (without a camera) and when you arrive they ask you if you are feeling ok.
You might be a photographer if…
While out shopping, you checked out the local mall’s photographer stand, not because you’re interesting in having pictures taken, but instead want to know where he got all the props.
You might be a photographer if…
there is a tornado warning and you head outside to see if you will be lucky enough to get a really cool picture instead of going to the basement.
You might be a photographer if…
your camera bag is heavier than your suitcase.
You might be a photographer if…
you walk along the beach at sunset with the person you love and think . . . . . . . . . f/8 at 1/200th
You might be a photographer if…
You can get away with flashing your grandma.
You might be a photographer if…
you agree to take someone’s picture for them, then smile to yourself as they tell you which button to press on their P&S to take the picture.
You might be a photographer if…
You’ve calculated how many lattes you can go without to justify buying new gear.
You might be a photographer if…
You say, “I shot my kids today,” and it doesn’t mean what it sounds like.
You might be a photographer if…
You tell your friends you like it RAW, and they know you’re not talking about sushi or your bedroom prowess.
You might be a photographer if…
You know that 1.4 is bigger than 2.8.
You might be a photographer if…
You read “Understanding Exposure” as bed time story for your kid
You might be a photographer if…
Your gel pack is neither hot nor cold
You might be a photographer if…
the feature of your living room is a light/soft box.
You can add “if your pocket has more memory cards than coins”.
Hahaha. So true 🙂
if you’re walking along a beach at sunset – you won’t be at f/8.0 at 1/200th – perhaps f/4 at 1/100th at ISO 800 and you’re IS on
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I think we should set up a site for all of us to contribute our ideas. You might be a photographer if. . . . you see a photo in a magazine and think, “I could have done that better.”
I know I’ve been guilty of that one Paul!
Per your request: if your kids go into hiding at the sight of a DSLR.